Schmall Kine Sumo

In the 90s Sumo was all the rage in Hawaii. Bruddah Iz sang “Akebono…Musashimaru…and Konishiki” as our home grown local Sumotori quickly ascended to the ranks of Ozeki and Yokuzuna. The matches and rivalries were awesome against the great Chiyonofuji and the Hanada brothers.

One of the more entertaining Sumotori because of his diminutive size was Mainoumi. At 5’7″ and a “slim” 216 pounds, Mainoumi was a David amongst the Sumo Goliaths yet managed to climb to the rank of Komusubi in the top makuuchi division. Initially failing the Sumo Association’s physical entrance exam because he didn’t meet the minimum height requirement, Mainoumi got a silicone implant on the top of his head! LOL. He was the Sumotori facing off against Konishiki in the Sports Illustrated “Meat Bomb” article.

Nicknamed “Waza no Depaato” (Department Store of Techniques), Mainoumi, used up to 33 different techniques to juke and out finesse his much larger opponents. Coming off the line at the tachi-ai, he used to clap his hands in front of his opponent’s face as an attempt to throw him off….hilarious and sometimes effective. Other times might made right and he got squashed. Mainoumi was never the same after Sale fell on him in a match he ironically won, and broke his leg.

Who is/was your favorite Sumotori?

K-den,
Paul

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Mainoumi vs. Sale da “Meat Bomb”

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what a short Sumotori does with a silicone implant

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Mainoumi (Shuhei Nagao) is now a TV personality, and does color announcing for Sumo broadcasts

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Bruddah Chad, first foreign born Yokuzuna! Did you have an Akebono POG back in the day?

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da boyz….Hanadas, Akebono, Musashimaru

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The great Chiyonofuji…31 tournament championships!

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2 Responses to Schmall Kine Sumo

  1. B Johnsen says:

    I wasn’t interested in sumo when the local boys were involved, but I have been for the last few years. Any chance of broadcating current sumo? Or even just the day’s highlights, like they do in Japan?

  2. GSP says:

    Chiyonofuji

    It would be nice to watch the Konishiki/Kirishima RV tour special again. The one where Kirishima calls Konishiki a manatee.

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